I don't care if you're a member of the community or not...they suck. And you know who you are. (This isn't a general attack, just an oveview.)
Please just stop.
I'm tired of false advertising seeing one incredibly hot chick and then having the please of watching unattractive people instead.
I'm tired of spending money on clips with one or two sneezes with 5 minutes of buildup. If I wanted to waste my money like that, I'd go to the theatres and watch a chick flick.
I'm tired of watching clips in 320X240 resolution. If you've been on longer than 6 months you should have enough revenue to pick up a fucking decent computer with windows movie maker...omg, how hard is that. I have a computer, not a fucking ipod, so I like to watch things fullscreen
I'm tired of directors not knowing how to edit film. Sneeze fetishists like to watch...that's whe whole point of our fetish. Hell my havorite part to watch is the nostrils, but no one bothers to film just that, but I digress. if your film is blurry, looks like it has two pictures overlapping or crisscrossed sectioned...THEN LEARN THE TERM DEINTERLACE!! Your patrons will love you for it, I gaurantee
I'm tired of hearing your voice directing traffic. It's only for the fact that I know editing software that I'm able to edit out a directors voice and just hear the model so I still buy from those stores. But I can't count on both hands the number of times someone has sneezed amazingly well only to be cut off by encouraging words from the director.
I'm tired of fake sneezing...you don't fake an orgasm do you? Well with most fo the clips I've seen I wonder if you do. "but it's hard to do"
..then DON'T DO IT! forget our fetish; forget our little corner of cyberspace and fuck off.
Lasly...and most importantly...I'm tired of hearing the same sneeze over and over. Congrats on getting a smoking hot model to sneeze for you...but if it's the same sounding expulsion, then it gets old easy and youll eventually lose revenue...and a model for that matter. "Loud and messy" is not the only option out there. Diveristy is the key. Harsh, stifled, angelic, rapid...think about it won't you?
Will anyone take heed to what I've written? Doubful...but I felt better getting it off my chest.
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But I like messy sneezies! I'm the only one who does, and "dosnt tipe lyke dis..."
You're right about the whole 'bad resolution' and 'voiceover' clauses. There are people on YouTube that do the same thing, so it's essentially like paying for a longer version of something you could have watched for free.
One thing I've always wondered is how people like the director of SneezeChannel5 gets models to work for him at all...he's not Hugh Hefner or something. He probably never was handsome, and he didn't start when he was young. How does some old guy with a generally unaccepted, 'bizarre' fetish get that kind of clientelle?
Not that his models are of any spectacular quality anyway, so that alone may have answered my question.
By the way, I've talked to that SneezeChannel5 guy (via PMs) and get this: he's just as pretentious as his ALL CAPS videos
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