"i have been listening to your vids for about the last five hours and I cant stop touching myself"

I don't know whether to say, 'well done', or offer to buy em a box of tissues.

Alright,

Who forgot to pay the utility bill on Planet Blue?

:P

There are stupid people on the uuutttuuuuube

And then there are REALLY stupid people...you know...the ones that spam for subscribers...

I mean why would I want to befriend you with my sternutation youtube? Seriously...you want that one on your unrelated site? Do you even READ the page? Watch the vids?

some people's children i tell ya!

Dear psycho-person...

What part of leave me the fuck alone don't you understand? Your constant changing of yahoo messenger names is insulting to my intelligence. You give no intimate details about yourself, you constantly badger me...don't you have an actual life outside the farceness of cyberspace? Or are you just content to stay safely behind a computer screen?

Btw..my wife thinks you're a nutter.

Plzdiekthnxbi

another thing that grinds my gears is clip stores that suck.

I don't care if you're a member of the community or not...they suck. And you know who you are. (This isn't a general attack, just an oveview.)

Please just stop.

I'm tired of false advertising seeing one incredibly hot chick and then having the please of watching unattractive people instead.

I'm tired of spending money on clips with one or two sneezes with 5 minutes of buildup. If I wanted to waste my money like that, I'd go to the theatres and watch a chick flick.

I'm tired of watching clips in 320X240 resolution. If you've been on longer than 6 months you should have enough revenue to pick up a fucking decent computer with windows movie maker...omg, how hard is that. I have a computer, not a fucking ipod, so I like to watch things fullscreen

I'm tired of directors not knowing how to edit film. Sneeze fetishists like to watch...that's whe whole point of our fetish. Hell my havorite part to watch is the nostrils, but no one bothers to film just that, but I digress. if your film is blurry, looks like it has two pictures overlapping or crisscrossed sectioned...THEN LEARN THE TERM DEINTERLACE!! Your patrons will love you for it, I gaurantee

I'm tired of hearing your voice directing traffic. It's only for the fact that I know editing software that I'm able to edit out a directors voice and just hear the model so I still buy from those stores. But I can't count on both hands the number of times someone has sneezed amazingly well only to be cut off by encouraging words from the director.

I'm tired of fake sneezing...you don't fake an orgasm do you? Well with most fo the clips I've seen I wonder if you do. "but it's hard to do"
..then DON'T DO IT! forget our fetish; forget our little corner of cyberspace and fuck off.

Lasly...and most importantly...I'm tired of hearing the same sneeze over and over. Congrats on getting a smoking hot model to sneeze for you...but if it's the same sounding expulsion, then it gets old easy and youll eventually lose revenue...and a model for that matter. "Loud and messy" is not the only option out there. Diveristy is the key. Harsh, stifled, angelic, rapid...think about it won't you?

Will anyone take heed to what I've written? Doubful...but I felt better getting it off my chest.

...is really getting tired of watching someone drunk with power constantly disciplining people publically. It's like you've got nothing better to do but piss people off with your annoyance.

Youth must go

ah yes...

MY last post may have been crypic but I've had a lot of time to reflect on my time in the work of sternutation...

I'm getting married in under 10 days. A lot of talk had been going on about if listening to wavs/watching videos is considered cheating. I've had a lot of time to think...

I also thought about the ladies that I have talked to in the past. Some that have been hit by the sharks so badly that they don't trust others. I know of a couple that I'd like to know what's in their mind....if I said something derogatory..or if someone has talked shit about me...that's never cool

I though about the guys too...not the cool ones...the ones that like to hide as other people, and spam...i can't count on either hands the number of times i've had to deal with these girlfriend-less/boyfriend-less idiots that like to do nothing but cause havok...i mean what, they're subscription to xbox live ran out?

Then there's the other ones with 5-6-7 different im names...same reason...stirring shit up.

most imporetantly i thought about my fiance.

And the conclusion I came to was that while I don't feel that listening to wavs/movies constitutes cheating. But I feel i'm just becoming too old to play the networking game anymore. Or rather not as ferocious as I used to...I mean there's a generation gap now.

that's not to say I won't converse from time to time...I'll just won't be actuvely searching peeps out.

my life gets an overhaul next week...and I can't wait!

and now for something com....

i dont know whats in the air
but im having strong feelings of conservatism
or is it apathy
i dunno
maybe maturity is knocking
maybe responsibility
maybe me.

Coming out?

It's an interesting sensation I must say. Telling someone you're fascinated with sternutation. It's also an interesting sensation when you're fearful of telling someone because of their reaction. Whatever your secret be: religious affiliation, sexual orientation, dirty little secrets, political beliefs...that feeling of beign afraid to tell who you really are...it's not pleasureable in the least.

It's really hard to explain because this like is so unique. A lot of people have questioned if sternutation is a full blown fetish, or rather just a turn on? A spark to lead on to bigger and better things? It had me thinking..

I absolutely love watching sternutation in action, but yet the thought is not to great if during sex; my mind is clearly on my mate and away from her face. Seeing a naked body is stimulating, yet one short example of sternutation can fully awaken me even from a deep sleep. So I dunno...maybe with me it is just the spark of the match.

Or I could really have a nose fetish instead.

Regardless, there is nothing more relaxing than being able to tell someone that understands and doesn't think less of you for it. Problem is, those are few and far between the idiots that refuse to get it.

Oh well, I look forward to reading the next newsworthy post on our little interest.

I gave up on drama a long time ago

...ever since SFO got spammed by a hacker comedy website. Back then in the days of one forum fights were rampant. Once time I tried posting to keep the peace mentioning my past of running the first website which basically helped bring everyone there.

One person just lashed at me for having an inflated ego. Maybe it was in my wording but, damn, try to help keep the peace and you get your head bitten off. *shrug*

that's why I tend to just stay on the outside and look in.

Althouhg I still would love to know who that giant fugly bitch was...heh

Does an angel get their wings when a web page dies for good?

Oct 26th.

that's the day geocities closes up shop for good...which will kill SFO for good. I mean not that I even used it as the webpage anymore; I actually killed it back in 2001 because I never got nearly as much attention from the community than others..but then I remembered I have a disease called a Y-chromosome that takes you out of the majority since fatishes are male dominated anyway...hahah

but really...it's more the address www.geocities.com/southbeach/boardwalk/8296/...do you even remember when we had web addresses showing the directories like that? I'm more meloncholy about losing the address more than anything.

but then again you kinda knew at the time something like a free website would never last sonce supply and demand took over. I could switch it to pais hosting for $5 a month...but that really puts too much of the real me out there...and sternutation is far too taboo right now for that.

So i'll honor it's passing...12+years is a true lifetime on the internet.

When you let a fetish get the best of you...

A true sternutologist revels in sternutation...yes, it can get obsessive at times...but it should NEVER grow to unaccaptable levels. When that happenes it's not the fault of the fetish, but the person and their psyche as well.

Case in point...

Sneezing Fetish Lands Man In Jail
http://www.heraldbanner.com/local/local_story_268004633.html

No no no! Bad elderly sternutologist...no biscuit!

eww..wtf? weirdo's on teh fuckin net

still amazes me how much people still think sternutation is all that bad. The last person I told just laughed it off saying "There's still a hell of a lot worse out there!"

and she's right!

emetophilia
coprophilia
flatuphilia
uriphilia
phtheirophilia
pentherophilia
luiphilia
leprophilia

Me? I think snot is gross. Fuck off, snot. ;)

I've heard that sneeze before...part deux

Then of course there's the users that I know are members of the community that i may not have been in contact with in a long time...but knew them under a different pseudonym

You can thank the schmucks, sharks, and immature ones for that...which really is a pity...but, that's the law of the internet! (*Takes off cowboy hat and holds to heart*)

It's the youngins that upset me the most...not YOUNG youngins, mind you!!! nonono..Damn you if you even think of the young youngins in that way...i'm talking the ones closing in on the magic number of adulthood. Far too many times I've watched those around that age endup getting ubersharked. What for...simply because from what I cna gather there is something in the psyche of that timeframe that people are somewhat more braver in their actions. They don't have the feeling of reprocussions of their actions until they get hammered on. So what usually happenes is they end up going off and leaving with a more negative look on the fetish, or rather the people that associate that fetish. Which only shows the stupidity of the sharker, because if they're that creative and artistic with their work now...think of what happens after a few more years of maturity! Oh that's right, you won't be able to because you chased them off.

Do i know of certain people that have left and came back...yup. Will I tell? Nope. I respect their privacy. :)

71 subscriptions...ay yi yi captain

thats how many i got on the utuube...a little chunk of that are dead users, and a couple Best-of series. But mostly the subcruptions ofother sneezers around the world...that blows my mind on how large the community is expanding from it's humble beginnings back in 1996.

to my knowledge all the ones i have are legitimite people from the community and not people posting other people stuff...

which brings me to the second half of the post...my ongoing series of helping to pinpoint whem someone is not a true sternutoligist, but rather a game player. Either someone that doesn't understand sternutology and would rather ridicule, someone that does understand sternutology and likes to pot-stir, and general perverts that can't get a date in real life so they fuck around online.

>To all those that like to fuck with Sternutologists and their liking of sternutation...I now offer you some helpful poitners.<

*. The amount of material geared toward sternutation is few. REALLY few. So small that it's pretty much a gaurantee if you've been very active in the sneezing community at least 4 years you more than likely have heard/seen just about everything. I've been involved with the community for 13 years...I've heard/seen just about everything..lol

* You tube is just a small portion of the community and only really exploded over a year ago. Of those on my sub list...probably half of them I know/have seen elsewhere in other websites, chat groups, and the like...more to life than ten minutes of film fame a clip

* I have yet to talk to a woman on the boards that was truly into sternutation that chats like a sneezy pin-up girl all the time...some of them actually like to talk about other things...like the weather, a movie, what last nights party was like, what schmuck was online this time...



that should get you going...remember, Knowing is half the battle! ;D

CNN likes sneezing as much as they like the GOP...lol

HEADLINE: Sniff + sneezing = no love: 83 percent say allergies affect sex life.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/15/allergies.sex.sleep/index.html

Story Highlights
*Study finds 83 percent of people with allergies said it has affected sex life
*17 percent said allergies always or almost always had an effect on sex activities
*Allergies should not be a factor in intimacy and sexual activity, experts say

well these experts can go suck it. :P

Yes I'll say it

I hate the tissue method.

It never works for me or I sneeze once and that's it. then I end up smelling paper.

Not to mention with tissue paper you look like you have a nosebleed. :P

kalips4sale regriped

Still annoyed at clip store and update text on their page just so that it automaticaly bumps them to the top of the list.

then of course you have the multitude of clip stores that branched off from bigger stores, then keep making little stores with the same clips from a year ago. Sure you'll get purchases from new faces to the scene...but really...

and I feel I should reiterate my statement that nothing is a bigger turn off than the director/cameraman talking. I understand the need to make the models comfortable doing weird shit...but man! As said before a sternutation enthusiast listens and watches everything that they can in that splite second or so...and haveing someone bark orders during a buildup and congratulating before the sneeze even ends is just annoying. Of course I can recall another one where the director got a friggin PHONE CALL DURING THE SHOOT, told the models to keep doing what they were doing and left the room!! It just simply ruined the entire feeling of the clip and just felt cheap...which is a pity since the models were really cute!

well...I seem to be on a roll, so maybe I'll continue this thread at a later date...it's quittin time at work!

Well..it is Shark week on TV

really should get off and write that piece about Sharking...

but in the meantime...from talking to people in the chatooms i've come up with a good example.

If you get maged by someone online and their questions are

"do you like sneezing"
"What do you look like"
"Will you record for me"
"webcam? webcam? webcam? a/s/l? webcam?"
"What are your sneezes like?"
"Can I sneeze on you"

Within the first 2 minutes of conversation BEFORE saying the words "Hi, how are you", you're probaby a shark...or just being intentionally annoying :P

So anyway

I've been playing with Gmod again...love making animations there...and am seriuously considering a half-life sneezing animation.

now all I need is the sound effects :D

Murphy's law

I finally get a hold of recording software outside of keepvid and one of my favorite sneezers took their vids down...d'oh!

"Nani?!? Kushami kawaii!!"

Oh well, it's was fun while it lasted! :)

What does "once in a blue moon" mean again?

Because the next one is pretty much the next time I can even do another Lesson 401...or rather be willing to try :P

What's worse than Sharking a user in my opinon?

Oh don't worry. I got a nice long rant about sharks coming up. But it just irked the hell out of me.

What's worse than sharking? Posting a wav of someone saying it's someone else.

One was just posted on uutuuuubbbee today

Weekend = sunday chat

The weekend is here upon us...and for those in the the know it means the anticipated weekly chat that most have been tring to ressurrect. For us 'mericans it'll start Sunday somewhere between 1-4pm PST.

I'm kinda excited, having since remembering how the ones in the past were. And last week I had ample amounts of free time so I decided since I was going to be gaming that whole day was to try to stay in the sf chatroom as long as i could...and was plesantly suprised to see that a couple others were sharing the same thought.

Granted it is for dedicated members, but that's the beauty of it...One idea can spring into other ideas, or locations...with microphone capabilities...makes you wanna yell HOORAY! or YAHOO!

have a great weekend all.

A word to those guys impersonating girls on the forum:

If you're gonna be active, don't use the same email address on the forum that you use in your Facebook. :)


On other news, I just found out that I put the same wav on my youtube twice. Why did it take 200+ views before someone told me! :D

Anyway lesson 301 is now fixed.

So just who IS my favorite clips4sale model?

Tara Tainton...hands down.

Not only creative and willing to try new things, but is themost polite in corresponding.

check her out! Extreme Close up and Side view is my favorite..i should know, i requested it :D

Ahh yes...the lessons...

Let's just say that if you are truly in love with someone, mentally, physically and spritually, spend and entire weekend together...alone...undisturbed...with no boundaries...

The motor was running so high I ended up making three files for the utuuube account...fufilling a few requests.

Got a twitter account too...Joined the darkside donchaknow...same username as it is for everything else.

Lastly, people that bullshit suck...but I'm not surprised...I will keep searching for the holy grail elsewhere.

I really am amazed sometimes by hypocricy in humans. And especially so in the SF world. From immature people annoying others to elitism, it's all there.

One of the things that gets to me is Sharking, that art of starting a conversation and immediately demanding stuff to satify the desire. Believe it or not it actually happens to guys as well.




Why is it that the person with the most bravado in an online organization usually has the most shallow of lives IRL?

more l8r

Who knew an eskimo kiss could be so stimulating.


Try it sometime...at the right time...:-)

It’s been an interesting couple of days on the homefront as I’m in beginning stages of putting together a video. Not of myself, mind you, but this something that is really exciting.

If you talked with me in the past you may know of the “Video I’d like to see made”. I’ve had my #2 fave already done by Tara T on c4s (lying down clip), btu this #1 has only been touched on in ye olde fetsshhhpalloooooza…which has now apparently been turned into a ghost town.

Basically it’s a backlight sneeze. I’ve had a dream of capturing it for many many moons.

More to come.

Fixed the title bar at least

Helps when you read the instructions on "transliteration"


anyway...Hever you ever heard a sneeze and thought it sounded like a natural sound?

such as:

Breaking glass?
a car accident starting with screeching tires
how about a german whistle?

Perhaps it's time I stopped playing Rock Band2

a found another way to say "bless you"

"H1N1"


...ok I'm sorry, that was bad...I just been finding myself saying that instead of "Gesundheit"

then again..it does always constitute a laugh then futher talk on sneezing...which isn't a bad thing altogether.

Often when I'm scanning the yoooooootoooooooooooooob for anything of interest, I am onften reminded how the more things change the more thay say the same. I'm talking about of course, people posting wavs as other people. It's both irritating and fascinating at the same time.

One of the things a sternutation enthusiast excels at is paying close attention to detail - they watch the eyes, the nose, the mouth, the neck, the chest, the stomach...every muscle reaction in the body can be scrutinized...and so does the sound. Because it's so quick a noise some people will repeat that sound so much to the point the sound becomes memorized. And when you hear about a new file and you click onto that webpage and press view...people can tell when it's a new person to the scene and when they go "Wait a minute...I've heard that before." then you wonder if you're being pulled around.

To say I haven't caught peeps before on the uuuuuuuutuuuuuuube is a lie, I have. but thankfully they're been far and inbetween. Haven't heard an Autumn in ages..lol

थे टाइटल बार स्टील व्रितेस इन अ फॉरेन language

and that's stupid...haha

Well, I decided to link SFO to my blog until I figure out where the hell I put the disk with my last archive of the website. For those looking for the page, there is a way to see a snapshot of of it. Only problem is a lot of links to files/wavs/stories/etc will not work. Anyway, it's a great website is www.archive.org. It will have a section showing snapshots of websites from certain points in time. It also contains a lot of public domain stuff too.

As for this place, well, i'm getting more time again(I know I say that all the time, haha), so I may start posting more here..we shal see.

Otherbloggers

Been thinking...are there other SF people out there with Blogs?