Well..it is Shark week on TV

really should get off and write that piece about Sharking...

but in the meantime...from talking to people in the chatooms i've come up with a good example.

If you get maged by someone online and their questions are

"do you like sneezing"
"What do you look like"
"Will you record for me"
"webcam? webcam? webcam? a/s/l? webcam?"
"What are your sneezes like?"
"Can I sneeze on you"

Within the first 2 minutes of conversation BEFORE saying the words "Hi, how are you", you're probaby a shark...or just being intentionally annoying :P