Saturday, November 28, 2009

Dear psycho-person...

What part of leave me the fuck alone don't you understand? Your constant changing of yahoo messenger names is insulting to my intelligence. You give no intimate details about yourself, you constantly badger me...don't you have an actual life outside the farceness of cyberspace? Or are you just content to stay safely behind a computer screen?

Btw..my wife thinks you're a nutter.

Plzdiekthnxbi

Saturday, November 14, 2009

another thing that grinds my gears is clip stores that suck.

I don't care if you're a member of the community or not...they suck. And you know who you are. (This isn't a general attack, just an oveview.)

Please just stop.

I'm tired of false advertising seeing one incredibly hot chick and then having the please of watching unattractive people instead.

I'm tired of spending money on clips with one or two sneezes with 5 minutes of buildup. If I wanted to waste my money like that, I'd go to the theatres and watch a chick flick.

I'm tired of watching clips in 320X240 resolution. If you've been on longer than 6 months you should have enough revenue to pick up a fucking decent computer with windows movie maker...omg, how hard is that. I have a computer, not a fucking ipod, so I like to watch things fullscreen

I'm tired of directors not knowing how to edit film. Sneeze fetishists like to watch...that's whe whole point of our fetish. Hell my havorite part to watch is the nostrils, but no one bothers to film just that, but I digress. if your film is blurry, looks like it has two pictures overlapping or crisscrossed sectioned...THEN LEARN THE TERM DEINTERLACE!! Your patrons will love you for it, I gaurantee

I'm tired of hearing your voice directing traffic. It's only for the fact that I know editing software that I'm able to edit out a directors voice and just hear the model so I still buy from those stores. But I can't count on both hands the number of times someone has sneezed amazingly well only to be cut off by encouraging words from the director.

I'm tired of fake sneezing...you don't fake an orgasm do you? Well with most fo the clips I've seen I wonder if you do. "but it's hard to do"
..then DON'T DO IT! forget our fetish; forget our little corner of cyberspace and fuck off.

Lasly...and most importantly...I'm tired of hearing the same sneeze over and over. Congrats on getting a smoking hot model to sneeze for you...but if it's the same sounding expulsion, then it gets old easy and youll eventually lose revenue...and a model for that matter. "Loud and messy" is not the only option out there. Diveristy is the key. Harsh, stifled, angelic, rapid...think about it won't you?

Will anyone take heed to what I've written? Doubful...but I felt better getting it off my chest.

Friday, November 13, 2009

...is really getting tired of watching someone drunk with power constantly disciplining people publically. It's like you've got nothing better to do but piss people off with your annoyance.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Youth must go

ah yes...

MY last post may have been crypic but I've had a lot of time to reflect on my time in the work of sternutation...

I'm getting married in under 10 days. A lot of talk had been going on about if listening to wavs/watching videos is considered cheating. I've had a lot of time to think...

I also thought about the ladies that I have talked to in the past. Some that have been hit by the sharks so badly that they don't trust others. I know of a couple that I'd like to know what's in their mind....if I said something derogatory..or if someone has talked shit about me...that's never cool

I though about the guys too...not the cool ones...the ones that like to hide as other people, and spam...i can't count on either hands the number of times i've had to deal with these girlfriend-less/boyfriend-less idiots that like to do nothing but cause havok...i mean what, they're subscription to xbox live ran out?

Then there's the other ones with 5-6-7 different im names...same reason...stirring shit up.

most imporetantly i thought about my fiance.

And the conclusion I came to was that while I don't feel that listening to wavs/movies constitutes cheating. But I feel i'm just becoming too old to play the networking game anymore. Or rather not as ferocious as I used to...I mean there's a generation gap now.

that's not to say I won't converse from time to time...I'll just won't be actuvely searching peeps out.

my life gets an overhaul next week...and I can't wait!