Monday, September 28, 2009

When you let a fetish get the best of you...

A true sternutologist revels in sternutation...yes, it can get obsessive at times...but it should NEVER grow to unaccaptable levels. When that happenes it's not the fault of the fetish, but the person and their psyche as well.

Case in point...

Sneezing Fetish Lands Man In Jail
http://www.heraldbanner.com/local/local_story_268004633.html

No no no! Bad elderly sternutologist...no biscuit!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

eww..wtf? weirdo's on teh fuckin net

still amazes me how much people still think sternutation is all that bad. The last person I told just laughed it off saying "There's still a hell of a lot worse out there!"

and she's right!

emetophilia
coprophilia
flatuphilia
uriphilia
phtheirophilia
pentherophilia
luiphilia
leprophilia

Me? I think snot is gross. Fuck off, snot. ;)

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

I've heard that sneeze before...part deux

Then of course there's the users that I know are members of the community that i may not have been in contact with in a long time...but knew them under a different pseudonym

You can thank the schmucks, sharks, and immature ones for that...which really is a pity...but, that's the law of the internet! (*Takes off cowboy hat and holds to heart*)

It's the youngins that upset me the most...not YOUNG youngins, mind you!!! nonono..Damn you if you even think of the young youngins in that way...i'm talking the ones closing in on the magic number of adulthood. Far too many times I've watched those around that age endup getting ubersharked. What for...simply because from what I cna gather there is something in the psyche of that timeframe that people are somewhat more braver in their actions. They don't have the feeling of reprocussions of their actions until they get hammered on. So what usually happenes is they end up going off and leaving with a more negative look on the fetish, or rather the people that associate that fetish. Which only shows the stupidity of the sharker, because if they're that creative and artistic with their work now...think of what happens after a few more years of maturity! Oh that's right, you won't be able to because you chased them off.

Do i know of certain people that have left and came back...yup. Will I tell? Nope. I respect their privacy. :)

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

71 subscriptions...ay yi yi captain

thats how many i got on the utuube...a little chunk of that are dead users, and a couple Best-of series. But mostly the subcruptions ofother sneezers around the world...that blows my mind on how large the community is expanding from it's humble beginnings back in 1996.

to my knowledge all the ones i have are legitimite people from the community and not people posting other people stuff...

which brings me to the second half of the post...my ongoing series of helping to pinpoint whem someone is not a true sternutoligist, but rather a game player. Either someone that doesn't understand sternutology and would rather ridicule, someone that does understand sternutology and likes to pot-stir, and general perverts that can't get a date in real life so they fuck around online.

>To all those that like to fuck with Sternutologists and their liking of sternutation...I now offer you some helpful poitners.<

*. The amount of material geared toward sternutation is few. REALLY few. So small that it's pretty much a gaurantee if you've been very active in the sneezing community at least 4 years you more than likely have heard/seen just about everything. I've been involved with the community for 13 years...I've heard/seen just about everything..lol

* You tube is just a small portion of the community and only really exploded over a year ago. Of those on my sub list...probably half of them I know/have seen elsewhere in other websites, chat groups, and the like...more to life than ten minutes of film fame a clip

* I have yet to talk to a woman on the boards that was truly into sternutation that chats like a sneezy pin-up girl all the time...some of them actually like to talk about other things...like the weather, a movie, what last nights party was like, what schmuck was online this time...



that should get you going...remember, Knowing is half the battle! ;D

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

CNN likes sneezing as much as they like the GOP...lol

HEADLINE: Sniff + sneezing = no love: 83 percent say allergies affect sex life.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/09/15/allergies.sex.sleep/index.html

Story Highlights
*Study finds 83 percent of people with allergies said it has affected sex life
*17 percent said allergies always or almost always had an effect on sex activities
*Allergies should not be a factor in intimacy and sexual activity, experts say

well these experts can go suck it. :P

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Yes I'll say it

I hate the tissue method.

It never works for me or I sneeze once and that's it. then I end up smelling paper.

Not to mention with tissue paper you look like you have a nosebleed. :P